Collection: Perfect Dish Quote

Perfect Dish with Quote "Treat every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away."

Perfect Dish with Quote "To be fair I was left unsupervised"

Perfect Dish with Quote "That's a horrible idea. What time?"

Perfect Dish with Quote "I was told there would be drinking"

Perfect Dish with Quote "There's No One Else In This World That I Would Rather Have Snoring Loud as Fuck Beside Me"

Perfect Dish with Quote "I Hate Pants"

Perfect Dish with Quote "I'm Not Like a Regular Mom. I'm a Cool Mom"

Perfect Dish with Quote "My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy. I laugh because they don't know it's hereditary"