Collection: Perfect Dish Quote

Perfect Dish with Quote "There's No One Else In This World That I Would Rather Have Snoring Loud as Fuck Beside Me"

Perfect Dish with Quote "I Hate Pants"

Perfect Dish with Quote "I'm Not Like a Regular Mom. I'm a Cool Mom"

Perfect Dish with Quote "My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy. I laugh because they don't know it's hereditary"

Perfect Dish with Quote "I hope we are friends until we die and then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people"

Perfect Dish with Quote "If your mom doesn't have a gift bag filled with other gift bags is she even a mom"

Perfect Dish with Quote "I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out whose going to do it"

Perfect Dish with Quote "It's called Karma and it's pronounced "Haha Fuck You""